Tortuga~!!

spacetwinks:

turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass

raspomme:

href=”http://the1975obsessed.tumblr.com/post/96651940133/kawaii-animals-only-one-corgi-two-corgi-three”>the1975obsessed:

kawaii-animals-only:

One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…

Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash

kanikee:

Now, this is just something i caught wind off in Reddit but- yeah this is a pretty crucial plot point imo so here you go guys. Creds to reddit user /u/xardas1942 and the random /a/ anon that posted this.

hippoghouliage:

you spray dogs with water when they won’t listen, but will it work on an ally? the a is not for you. get off the couch, stop barking, go away. 

hippoghouliage:

you spray dogs with water when they won’t listen, but will it work on an ally? the a is not for you. get off the couch, stop barking, go away. 

mangalho:

you dont even know

mangalho:

you dont even know

Character Development
Sebastian: Here is your milk with honey. Please enjoy!
Ciel: Tanaka says I shouldn't have too much honey or I will get cavities.
Sebastian: Ah. Then just for tonight.
Ciel: All right.
*3 years later*
Ciel: Cake, motherfucker!
Sebastian: Fruits and vegetables first, you little shit!
Ciel: Go to hell!
Sebastian: I am hell!

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

rainbow-taishi:

I’m sorry but this is what I can only imagine after reading the second chapter

I’m just kidding btw

trashking2k14:

davekat:

I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss

someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler